It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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