i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
