Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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