Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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