I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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