White coat. Heels.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
kristin has been a bad kristin
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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