She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
40s are totally the cure
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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