C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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