i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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