census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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