Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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