i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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