I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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