There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
