what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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