Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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