do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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