One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
