rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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