Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
