Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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