He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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