butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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