So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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