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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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