There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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