if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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