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  • wow.... tragic... but clever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:44pm
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  • I'd have kept fucking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:45pm
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  • ok...i have definitely done both: 1) had an asthma attack during sex, which turned good sex horrible 2) faked the same situation during horrible sex. you rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:21am
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  • Thank you for the tip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:20am
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  • 6:53 My guy is 6'9'' with an 8'' cock and he's NOT black. He's a ginger. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:11pm
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  • Immature and manipulative. Sad that it's highly unlikely you'll ever have a truly meaningful relationship...unless you grow up, that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:51pm
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  • I know what to do the next time I have bad sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:40pm
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  • That's why I love black guys!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:53pm
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  • Are people that bad at sex or am I just lucky to have had a few reasonably good sex partners?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • Oh my god I would totally use that excuse! that's brilliant! No one's feelings get hurt and you're out of an unpleasant situation!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:04pm
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  • HAHAHAHAHA, how can sex be THAT BAD...was she dead? Or crippled? BOTH?! HAHAHA

    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:23am
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  • haha.. sorry, size has nothing to do with it. Some guys just fall on the pussy and start going. That's not the way to work it, okay, fellas? Even if you're ten inches long...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:03am
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  • lol! you faked an asthma attack?? may be the funniest thing i've heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:00pm
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  • I've faked it so I could just go to bed... And I'm a guy! Fend off the blue balls by beating it like it owes me money in the shower the next morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:28pm
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  • 8:26- I effin love you!!! I'm a girl so let me be your shower buddy ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:34pm
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  • ==FIRST== thing in the morning I like to do it doggy style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:44pm
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  • You people DISGUST ME lmao... you know what I do when the sex is bad? I look them square in the eye and tell them to just get off me.... if it doesn't improve or if I just roll over and go to sleep they are almost NEVER there the next day... which is good.... and that cancels it all out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:17am
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  • Duuude, that doesnt mean shes a whore, some guys dont know what to do, and that was the nicest way to get out of it, GOOD JOB hahaaha

    Submitted by azpartier69 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:33pm
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  • Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:27pm
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  • apparenlty imma heart breaking whore of satan...douchers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:34am
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  • People really have to learn to teach each other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:28pm
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  • http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-13248.html\n\nThis the chick? Hahahahaha

    Submitted by caramelcarebr on Jun 1, 10 at 6:53pm
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  • I faked an asthma attack when I saw how tiny his cock was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:43pm
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  • 7:11, are you talking about a red head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:14pm
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  • I started crying during the middle of sex because it was that bad lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:03pm
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  • Wowwwwwwwwww. Thats rude "September 28, 2009 10:05PM " I have asthma.. Idk how to fake as asthma attack and idk when I have one. I just know when I can't breath. Sex is good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:10pm
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  • That's awesome. I'll have to remember that.

    Submitted by FunnyShit23 on May 11, 11 at 3:56am
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  • oh wow. that's sad. i hope no girl does that to me... lol being in phoenix, that cracks me up, because i used to live there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:36am
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  • Girls who bring size into how good a guy is definitely need it. Hallways, indeed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:29am
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  • 7:14 I am indeed talking about a red head -7:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:45pm
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  • God I love it doggie style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:04am
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  • Wow, unsalvageable sex is pretty sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:10pm
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  • Mmmm doggie style...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:01am
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  • People with asthma shouldn't have sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:05pm
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  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:04pm
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  • I have had a girl actually have an asthma attack durring sex.....i thought she was just trying to hold on....turns out she was reaching for her inhaler...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:42pm
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  • I've had that happen.. Short guys and doggy style do not mix well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:25pm
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  • 11:15 ur a prick girls r not referred to as bitches u r sexist and stupid also u should not enjoy breaking hearts. U deserve to be drop kicked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:06am
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  • LMAO!! you are my hero!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:58am
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  • The next time fake a pulled muscle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:36am
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  • If your cunt wasn't that floppy, you'd feel something. You whore of Satan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • Was her name Lacey... LoL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:24pm
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  • Wow dude must have been a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:19pm
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  • Hahaha. Good one... Hope he just kept going!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:08pm
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  • Maybe you just have a small dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:23pm
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