how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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