it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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