Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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