Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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