i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
is it fun? or sober?
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