I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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