how can u be prego again
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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