yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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