walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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