I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
