Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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