im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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