Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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