so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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