ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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