JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
