Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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