Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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