was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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