you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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