What a fucking waste of an outfit
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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