I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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