hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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