I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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