If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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