So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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