are you still at the devil's house?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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