I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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