her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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