Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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