How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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