Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'd cum for enchiladas.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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