Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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