Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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