worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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